8.22.2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOROTHY PARKER...


OBSERVATION
If i don't drive around the park,
I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
If I'm at in bed each night by ten, 
I may get back my looks again.
If I abstain from fun and such, 
Ill probably amount to much;
But I shall stay the way I am, 
Because I don't give a damn.

RESUME
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stains you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.


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